Funny Facebook Status

Listen to your
elder's advice.
Not because they
are always right
but because they
have more
experiences
of being wrong...
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That Amazing Moment
.
.
.
.
.
When YOur Phone Drops From YOur
Hand..
But,
The Headphone Saves Its Life… :p
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The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz  
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I know im not the best, but ill always be here for you if you let me :-)  
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Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!  

Anniversary Facebook Status

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding anniversary.
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All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
Wedding ANNIVERSARY
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Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
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All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY....!
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Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through.
As you make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding anniversary
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Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary,
May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through,
As You Make A Wonderful Pair.
Happy Wedding
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The glances over cocktails
That seemed to be so sweet
Don't seem quite so amorous (or glamorous)
Over the Shredded Wheat
But caring, sharing and happily routine
Happy Anniversary 

Good Night Facebook Status

Tomorrow is a new day and a new start to make things the best they can be! Let someone know what they mean to you! goodnight!

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I was looking out the windows Thinking about the person I care most & Guess who came into my mind...you. So, just want to wish you Goodnight :)
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I just want to say, good night, sweet prince, may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
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Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their dreams.
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I am about to have a three some. Me, My bed,
and my pillow! Good Night FaceBookers!
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 Begin the day with a light heart.
Let all your worries be swept aside at night.
Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way.
Good Night.
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Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep. 

Good Moring Facebook Status

Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not.

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Good Morning. Another blessed day! Its always great when you're doing what you love.
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Every sunset gives us,One day less to live! But every sunrise give us,One day more to hope! So,hope for the best.Good Day & Good Luck! And Good Morning

 
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“MORNING”
is a good time to “REMEMBER
all the sweet things &
all sweet persons in your “LIFE
so wake up with your
“SWEET MEMORIES”

!GOOD MORNING!
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The longest way must have its close - the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning
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