Cute facebook Status

Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
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Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,
That's why I am thankful God,
coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is U..!!.!!.
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Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present!
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I’m sorry for blaming you…
For everything I just couldn’t do…
And I’ve hurt myself by hurting you…
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won’t be there…
It’s hard to say goodbye when i ........
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3 Magical Words Of Life:
1.PLEASE
2.THANK YOU
3.SORRY .
But Don’t Use These Words To
3 Persons:
1.FRIENDS
2.LOVER
3.MOTHER …
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IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?
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Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds.
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A cute boy asks a fallen rose:
Don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked?
Rose replied: No I forget my pain thinking that
i am the reason for someones smile.

Funny Facebook Status

Listen to your
elder's advice.
Not because they
are always right
but because they
have more
experiences
of being wrong...
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That Amazing Moment
.
.
.
.
.
When YOur Phone Drops From YOur
Hand..
But,
The Headphone Saves Its Life… :p
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The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz  
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I know im not the best, but ill always be here for you if you let me :-)  
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Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!  

Anniversary Facebook Status

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding anniversary.
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All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
Wedding ANNIVERSARY
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Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
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All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY....!
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Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through.
As you make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding anniversary
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Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary,
May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through,
As You Make A Wonderful Pair.
Happy Wedding
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The glances over cocktails
That seemed to be so sweet
Don't seem quite so amorous (or glamorous)
Over the Shredded Wheat
But caring, sharing and happily routine
Happy Anniversary 

Good Night Facebook Status

Tomorrow is a new day and a new start to make things the best they can be! Let someone know what they mean to you! goodnight!

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I was looking out the windows Thinking about the person I care most & Guess who came into my mind...you. So, just want to wish you Goodnight :)
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I just want to say, good night, sweet prince, may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
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Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their dreams.
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I am about to have a three some. Me, My bed,
and my pillow! Good Night FaceBookers!
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 Begin the day with a light heart.
Let all your worries be swept aside at night.
Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way.
Good Night.
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Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep. 

Good Moring Facebook Status

Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day, which must be done, whether you like it or not.

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Good Morning. Another blessed day! Its always great when you're doing what you love.
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Every sunset gives us,One day less to live! But every sunrise give us,One day more to hope! So,hope for the best.Good Day & Good Luck! And Good Morning

 
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“MORNING”
is a good time to “REMEMBER
all the sweet things &
all sweet persons in your “LIFE
so wake up with your
“SWEET MEMORIES”

!GOOD MORNING!
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The longest way must have its close - the gloomiest night will wear on to a morning
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Holi Facebook Status

Blue is song, Yellow is music, Green is dance, Red is beauty, White is love & Pink is for joy. I wish all these colorful fill you life with happiness.happy holi

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 I may not put colors on your face in this colorful festival but Im praying God to add more and more colors in your life. Wish you Happy Holi. 

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Bright colors, Water balloons, Lavish gujiyas & Melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy Holi. 

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A colourful message to a colourful person for a colourful day, in a colourful way, as a pray, that the colourful ray, may forever stay, Happy Holi.  

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Holi is a special time of year to remember those who are close to our hearts with splashing colors. 

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Easter Facebook Status

Easter is when a lot of people repent and wish they’d bought the outfit that was on sale.

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The story of Easter is the story of God’s wonderful window of divine surprise.

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The Lord came to earth with a life to give, so each one of us may continue to live. Happy Easter 

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 You know you’re getting older when you get a copy of “Quicken” in your Easter basket.


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Did anyone else ever wonder why the Easter bunny gave away chocolate eggs? 

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Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless.  

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