Funny Facebook Status

Listen to your
elder's advice.
Not because they
are always right
but because they
have more
experiences
of being wrong...
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That Amazing Moment
.
.
.
.
.
When YOur Phone Drops From YOur
Hand..
But,
The Headphone Saves Its Life… :p
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The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz  
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I know im not the best, but ill always be here for you if you let me :-)  
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Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!