Thanksgiving Facebook Status

I am thankful for my children, They are my everything.

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remembering all the turkeys in my life during this Thanksgiving time.

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Gobble 'til you wobble! Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble, gobble...

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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

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Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day.

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I'm really good at using the turkey baster as a sword and getting drunk and not being invited to Thanksgiving anymore.

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I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new.

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They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.

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Having a small, quiet family dinner for Thanksgiving. Small, quiet families are easier to eat than large loud ones.

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On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.

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